Heat Retaining Corrugated Cardboard Technology

We got some subs from Domino’s recently, and as I was eating I looked at my Domino’s Pizza Oven Baked Sandwich box I noticed in bold red letters…

FOR HEAT RETAINING CORRUGATED CARDBOARD TECHNOLOGY TO FUNCTION PROPERLY, CLOSE LID.

Never have I seen a more awesome, inspiring, and glorified way of saying “Close lid to keep heat in when microwaving”. I’m sure Domino’s has a sense of humor, and I hope this was a case of humor and not getting too serious over a “new technology”. Well, I hope you’ve enjoyed this HUMOR CONVEYANCE TECHNOLOGY and I hope it FUNCTIONED PROPERLY for you.

bingbongboo

It was getting late and I’d decided to shut down for the night when I realized I hadn’t checked my RSS articles lately. I started reading and ended up reading a friend’s humor website bingbongoo fun. Among the jokes I read (I won’t spoil them) was a “guy walking into a bar” joke, and a “Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker” joke. Visit the site and read them yourself, you’ll be glad you did.

By the time I was done another hour or so had passed and I was running even later. Now I’m writing about, so I’ll be running even later, but that’s okay it was worth it.