Do you have any common replies to emails you get? No you don’t? How about these:
Yes.
No.
Maybe.
No thanks, I’m busy, but thanks for thinking of me.
I’d love to, what time?
I can’t go, I’m grounded … again.
Yes, but can you wash my camel while I go?
Okay, that last one is probably a stretch, but some of the [...]

